This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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