what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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