no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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