I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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