I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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