Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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