so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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