She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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