I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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