if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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