doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize