What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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