used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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