i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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