great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
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