dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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