thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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