my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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