She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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