Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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