One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
It's Friday. Sex?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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