piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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