"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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