I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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