therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
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First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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