i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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