I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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