Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I believe in your delicious
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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