bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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