I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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