Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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