yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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