Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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