why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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