i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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