Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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