there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies