Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i permit you to call me
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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