Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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