This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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