You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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