it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
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It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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