Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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