My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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