do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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