White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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