Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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