is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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