But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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