She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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