I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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