On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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