Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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